They cuffed me and put me in the back of the sheriff's car.
Then they took me to jail.
The judge and the other officer who arrested me.
There was another hardened criminal that got hauled in at the same time. I was jealous because she got pink hand cuffs and mine were just plain.
My new profile pic!
Of course, it was all for a good cause
Santa came and bailed me out, and then he took me to lunch. Thanks to all of you who donated bail money!