Tuesday, March 30, 2010

If I were...

(check out Aspire  where I "jacked" this poem)

If I were a month, I’d be fall.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 5:37 PM.

If I were a planet, I’d be too fat and need to go on a diet.
If I were a sea animal, I’d die because I hate to be underwater.
If I were a direction, I’d be lost.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a pillow.
If I were a liquid, I’d be coffee.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a lump of coal . . . not quite ready yet.

If I were a tree, I’d be a pink dogwood.
If I were a tool, I’d be a Swiss Army knife.
If I were a flower, I’d be a dandelion.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a tornado.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a kazoo.
If I were a color, I’d be navy blue.

If I were an emotion, I’d be peace.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a banana.
If I were a sound, I’d be a sigh.

If I were an element, I’d be air.
If I were a car, I’d be a private jet (what? so I could bring all of you along . . .in style).
If I were a food, I’d be chicken noodle soup.

If I were a place, I’d be Switzerland.
If I were a material, I’d be sweatshirt material.
If I were a taste, I’d be salty and a little sweet.

If I were a scent, I’d be the smell of coffee brewing (unmistakable and rich, LOL).
If I were an object, I’d be a camera.
If I were a body part, I’d be skin.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a wink.
If I were a song, I’d be "Amazed" by Building 429.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of navy blue flip flops.

Mrs. Claus

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